Charismatic camels commuted California’s causeways in clementine-colored caps and capes, carrying cantankerous chameleons in crimson cloaks. The conspicuous companions created a confused and chaotic commotion, and calls from curious crowds cascaded upon cops, crying for clarification on this conundrum. Cameras clicked constantly. Cable companies covered the clamor with constant commentary, correspondents composing and countering claims.
Clues communicated a classified case of carnivorous crickets in California. The camels and chameleons combed every crack and crevice to catch all contaminated crickets and clear communities of catastrophe.
Crisis was countered by these covert, courageous combatants of calamity.