The Three Warnings of B:
Busybodies, beware brutish, barefoot baristas bearing bulky baseball bats behind biker bars, because bloody beatings breed broken bones.
Beware: Big black bears brandish bargains beyond belief in business basements, but brazenly bite beguiled buyers.
Boldly bringing beaucoup bananas before bellowing baboon-burdened buses begets bounteous biting. Beware buffoonery, and bustle on by, blameless bystander!
Heed the warnings of B!